This just in: Oprah has made it O-fficial.

In a major O-nnouncement that sent shockwaves from Chicago to Tokyo, Oprah Winfrey says she will end her groundbreaking talk show in 2011 to launch a TV network called OWN (The Oprah Winfrey Network).

Some say Oprah’s popularity has suffered since she went political to get President O-bama into the O-val Office and subsequently failed to lure the O-lympics to her beloved Chicag-O.

But her show is watched by an estimated 42 million viewers in 145 countries, so she has unlimited O-pportunities.

A source close to Winfrey’s beloved iguana Dr. Phil said she plans to launch a satellite network called Radi-O Free Winfrey, star opposite George Clooney and Danny DeVito in “O, Sister Where Art Thou?” and make her Broadway debut in “Phantom of the Oprah.”

Stay tuned for details about her plan to clean up the O-ceans, save the O-zone layer and end America’s dependence on OPEC.

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