Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Chippendale werewolves.

“The Twilight Saga: New Moon” is the further adventures of Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) and Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), the Romeo and Juliet of the semiliterate vampire romance novels by Stephenie Meyer. The film features a group of buff, bare-chested young American Indian men running around in the woods of Forks, Wash., transforming in a flash of shredded denim into big, obviously computer-generated wolves.